Round
Rome Fiumicino Airport
1. Arrival at the airport with luggage following: 1 suitcase (hold baggage), a small backpack and a laptop (hand luggage).
2. I lined up to deliver the hold baggage and receive your boarding pass.
3. The luggage hold. I get my boarding pass.
4. I am in line at the check-in.
5. I pass no problem. I pass my hand luggage without any problems.
6. I start at the gate. Arriving at the gate.
7. I lined up to hand over your boarding pass.
8. I hand my boarding pass. I climb on the plane. Childbirth.
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Palermo Airport Punta Raisi
1. Arrival at the airport with luggage following: 1 suitcase (hold baggage), a small backpack and a laptop (hand luggage).
2. I lined up to deliver the hold baggage and receive your boarding pass.
3. The lady before me has some problems. The say the hold baggage exceeds the expected weight of 1kg allowed.
4. Mrs. bleaching ("In what sense?")
5. I explain that all hold baggage must not exceed 20kg.
6. The lady protests ("But it's only a chiletto!") But the lady behind the counter is inflexible ("We can not load the luggage!")
7. We study alternative plans to solve the problem: ("You can leave something here ... can take something from the suitcase ... may decide not to go more ...").
8. She snorts, I fall asleep.
9. When I wake up twenty minutes have passed ... (the lady is bent open suitcase on the floor, holding a pink bra and guide to the best wine shops in the capital ... "This or that? This is the problem!").
10. Step forward. The luggage hold.
11. Expect to receive your boarding pass when the girl asks me: "How much hand luggage you have?" I said, "Two, but very small." She said, 'I'm sorry but it can take on one piece of luggage. " I said, 'What do you mean? "
12. And she explains that the regulation provides that the plane can carry only hand luggage and I retorted that I had leg problems and she insists that we move forward ... and in short, half an hour until you decide to give me the damn boarding pass.
13. I queue for check-in.
14. I pass no problem. I put my hand luggage on the conveyor belt but a cop stops me. "Excuse me, your laptop must emerge from the case and put it on the tray!" I looked at him puzzled: "What do you mean?"
15. Run. The laptop switches on the tray. The suitcase-portable port Portable without passes.
16. I put the backpack. The policeman stops me again. "Excuse me, have an external hard drive in your backpack?" I looked at him resignedly. "Yes" "You must leave the hard disk from his bag and put it on the tray!"
17. Run. The hard disk on the tray passes. The backpack without a hard drive goes. Breathed a sigh of relief.
18. I start at the gate. Arriving at the gate.
19. I lined up to hand over your boarding pass.
20. At one point the hostess takes the microphone and announced: "For potential problems caused by excessive weight of the aircraft, passengers can bring only one carry-on baggage. Additional baggage will be delivered prior to boarding. You will find them at the destination. "
21. All they look in unison: "What do you mean?"
22. Arms outstretched, eyes, curses ... Luckily it seems that my two small hand luggage should be fine. Boarding them both. E 'over an hour.
23. I hand my boarding pass. I climb on the plane. Childbirth.
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