Instructions for the consumption of tourists in the capital:
1. Deciding to make a nice boat trip along the Tiber after seeing the advertising in multiple languages \u200b\u200bpresent on the monitor of the Metro.
2. Connecting to the Internet and access the appropriate site to check the availability of vessels.
3. Read following information:
service hours: October to May from 7.30 to 20.00, from June to September from 7.30 to 24.00; interruption of service: 13.30 -15.30. A departure every 20 minutes.
4. Print out the details of the site and follow to the letter. So ...
5. Take the Metro Line A towards Battistini.
6. Stop at Ottaviano. Get off. Look for the bus stop 32. See the 32 bus going under the nose and not have time to climb.
7. Wait for the next bus in 32 feet (no bench nearby) for twenty minutes and thirty seconds.
8. Take bus 32 towards Tor di Quinto and get off at De Bosis / Tennis Stadium.
9. Down the stairs leading to the quay of the Tiber. Arrive at the point of departure of the vessel indicated on the site. See that there is none. Find a small group of people waiting for the boat. In vain.
10. Get information to people already there. Answers: "The boat is not there!" "Nun if you see anyone!" Stam here for half an hour! "And mo 'Famo that?"
11. Find a sleazy piece of paper attached to a sign that read: "This service is temporarily suspended."
12. Ask the owner of the restaurant on the pier if the service is actually suspended. Feel answer: "You do as he pleases. Yesterday, the boat has not gone to 10, but rose at noon. Today no one knows. Perhaps it goes, maybe not. It 'a surprise! "
13. Call the number indicated on the package to request information. Be told by the young lady: "We do not know anything. The boat may pass or not pass. I do not know what to say. "
14. Wait another 10 minutes. In vain. Still watching the ducks that splash on the Tiber. Resuming the way back to Metro.
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